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I've decided to create a new topic and consolidate all the questions and answers for the benefits of other readers. Below is the list of asked questions and the answers. Credits to the ones beside the Q and A in bracket.
Don't stop! Keep posting! We want more questions! Click here to read the actual thread. Q1 (monya): 蚂蚁的妈妈是? A1 (Hamster): 糖!因为糖生蚂蚁! Q2 (monya): 米的妈妈是谁? A2 (Hamster): 花生! 因为花生米~ (Actual Ans:花, 因为花生米) Q3 (monya): 米的爸爸是谁? A3 (Hamster): 海上花? (Actual Ans: 海! 因为海上花!) Q4 (monya): If >>>> is superman, what is <<<<? A4 (Hamster): <<<< Superman Return Q5 (monya): 什么动物可以挂在墙上? A5 (Vivaca): 海豹? (海报) Q6 (monya): How do u put an elephant into the fridge in 3 steps? A6 (Scandiacus): 1. Open fridge 2. Put elephant in 3. Close fridge Q7 (hwayhway): 大花喜欢吃炒蛋。 小花喜欢吃煎蛋。 一天早上,她们为了早餐吃炒蛋或煎蛋而争吵。 大花:"炒蛋!" 小花:"煎蛋!" 大花:"炒蛋!" 小花:"煎蛋!" 大花:"炒!" 小花:"煎!" ... 妈妈出来喊了一句话,大花立刻抗议说: "妈妈你不公平!" 请问,妈妈说了什么? A7 (Hamster): 妈妈说:不要吵(炒)! Q8 (monya): How do u put a giffrate into the fridge in 4 steps? A8 (Mightyboy): 1.open fridge door. 2.take out elephant 3.put giraffe in 4close door. Q9 (monya): It is lion's birthday, he invited every single animal in the jungle to go to his birthday party. Which animal did not turn up? A9 (Mightyboy): Giraffe, becos its still in the fridge. Q10 (monya): A man is about to cross a river full of hungry crocodiles. How did he get across without getting harm? A10 (Mightyboy): he swam across. Because the crocodile went for the lion's birthday party. Q11 (Hamster): 一只母鸡加一只公鸡 = ?猜三个字 A11 (Mightyboy): 两只鸡 Q12 (monya): 一只狗,一只鸡,一只羊,一只马和一只猫到便利店买东西。可是,狗,鸡,马和猫一进去就被打得半死,而羊却没有事。为什么? A12 (yuwei): Because that shop, 二十四小时不打烊(羊)。 Q13 (scopelenz): 米粉被谁骗了? A13 (Concordia): It's the fish! 鱼片(骗)米粉 Q14 (scopelenz): A person in green, while bathing, heard his doorbell ring. He quickly grabbed a towel and wrapped it around himself. Upon opening the door, he saw a small package lying at his door; the words, "For You, My Dear Love" were written on the cover with bright red ink. Across the road, he saw his ex girlfriend walking anxiously along the pavement. Thinking that his ex girlfriend might be the one who left him the parcel, he decided to make a dash across the road. Bang, he died. How did he die? And why did he die? A14 (scopelenz): He died cos the green man was flashing. [Last edited on 06/02/08 04:35:35 AM] 不要扁我~ T.T
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Q32 (Hamster): How many clocks does Mr Qing have?
A32 (h0rfun): 1. cos Qing2 You3 Du2 Zhong1 (情有独钟) Q33 (Hamster): Which singer is cruel? A33 (h0rfun): 容祖儿 (Rong cooks children) Q34 (monya): 哪一个数字最勤劳?哪一个数字最懒惰? A34 (Hamster): 1 lazy, 2 hardworking yi bu zhou, er bu rest. (一不做,二不休) Q35 (Hamster): Why after dinner, the whole family like to sit down in front of the TV and watch TV? A35 (h0rfun): cos if stand, very tiring? Q36 (monya): 水饺是男的还是女的? A36 (h0rfun): 男的. 因為它有包皮. Q37 (monya): 那个古人跑得最快? A37 (h0rfun): cao cao. yin wei shuo cao cao, cao cao jiu dao (因为说曹操,曹操就到!) Q38 (monya): 布和纸怕什么? A38 (Xelero): 布(不)怕一万,纸(只)怕万一 Q39 (monya): 有位妈妈生了连体婴,姐姐叫玛丽,那么妹妹叫什么? A39 (Xelero): 梦露,玛丽莲(连)梦露 Q40 (monya): 什么动物看不见也听不见? A40 (h0rfun): 龙虾 deaf blind Q41 (Xelero): 铅笔姓什么? A41 (h0rfun): 姓萧,削(萧)铅笔 Q42 (Limelon): Which side of the chicken got more feathers? A42 (h0rfun): the outside Q43 (monya): 那个动物最没有方向感? A43 (h0rfun): 麋鹿(迷路) Q44 (mapix): 中国哪一个皇帝是瞎的? A44 (AXFP): 康熙? (can't see)? Q45 (Hamster): 一只公鸡和一只公鸡 7 words this time. A45 (h0rfun): 笨蛋还是两只鸡 Q46 (Hy0urinmaru): Why is the Panda an endangered species? A46 (Hamster): All male de, no female de ma. xiong(male) mao. Q47 (monya): 哪个汉字最酷? A47 (h0rfun): 丁。丁字裤(酷) Q48 (Xavanger): The owner of the boat is Peter. Peter is the owner of the boat. What is the name of the boat? A48 (monya): the name of the boat is "What"? Q49 (hwayhway): 包死了, 谁是凶手? A49 (-xDAYVEED): 豆 ! cause 豆沙(杀)包 XDDDD Q47 (monya): 当你孤单的时候会想起什么? A47 (Hy0urinmaru): Water. Dang ni gu dan ni hui xiang qi shui~ (Actual Ans: 汽水,因为“当你孤单你会想起谁(汽水)。。。” Q48 (huabing): What is the name of pooh bear's mother? A48 (huabing): Pooh bear's mother is puma. Q49 (huabing): 两个男人脱光光坐在一个石头上,猜一个成语.? A49 (huabing): 一石二鸟 Q50 (monya): 小明为什么把牛油丢下楼去? A50 (arily): 因为他想看 牛油飞 (Butter-fly) Q51 (monya): 小白﹐小藍﹐小黃和小紅一起去坐雲霄飛車﹐誰會受不了? A51 (Hamster): Xiao Bai? Coz Xiao bai vomit (Actual Ans: 小白, 因为小白吐(兔)) [Last edited on 31/01/2008 06:03:43 PM] 不要扁我~ T.T
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Q52 (-xDAYVEED): Where did KFC get their chicken supply from?
A52 (AXFP): KFC get their chicken supply from across the road? Q52 (monya): 什么动物常常跌倒? A52 (iLLu): 弧狸? because it 脚(狡)猾. Q53 (monya): 小明喝奶长大,大明喝什么长大? A53 (iLLu): 酒,因为久仰大名(酒养大明)。 Q53 (monya): 两个人一起跌入陷阱,一个死了就叫死人,另一个活着的人叫什么? A53 (Jadon): 叫救命 Q54 (monya): 为什么不能空着肚子睡觉呢? A54 (Hamster): 会做‘饿’梦 Q55 (monya): 每年圣诞夜,圣诞老人第一个放进袜子里的是什么东西? A55 (Hy0urinmaru): his leg Q56 (Xavanger): There were 10 candles in a room. 4 Candles were blown out. How many candles were there left? A56 (monya): 4? coz the other 6 were burnt out Q57 (Xavanger): A farmer is 27 sheeps. All but 9 died. How many sheeps were there left? A57 (monya): 9? coz ALL but 9 died Q58 (Zephir): How come a green frog can jump higher than a green tree? A58 (Jadon): Because a green tree cannot jump. Q59 (monya): 羊停止了呼吸, 请猜一句成语。 A59 (h0rfun): 扬眉(羊没)吐气 Q60 (Zephir): Which one will thunder strike first? A 20m vertical wooden pole or 10m vertical iron pole? A60 (Xavanger): Thunder is the sound. So it will not strike any of them. Q61 (Hamster): Got 3 worms lined up in a straight line on a tree branch. The 1st worm in front turn behind and say "i see 2 worms". the 2nd worm turn behind and say "i see 1 worm in front n 1 worm behind", the 3rd worm turn behind and say "i see 2 worms behind too!" Why? A61 (NeoSpride): The 3rd worm lied. Q62 (monya): 铁放在外面会生锈, 那么金子放外面会怎样呢? A62 (Jadon): Will get stolen (Actual Ans: 会被偷咯!) Q63 (monya): 要如何在最短的时间内把‘冰’变成‘水’? A63 (iLLu): Take out the 2 dots in "Bing". Q64 (monya): 什么东西呆在角落动也不动,也可以走遍世界? A64 (AXFP): 邮票 Q65 (Mightyboy): Which one is taller. Egg or grass. A65 (Mightyboy): 草没蛋高(草莓蛋糕) Q66 (monya): 最快的灭火方法是什么? A66 (unstable): 在火上面加上一横 Q67 (monya): 小叮当最喜欢的颜色是什么? A67 (huabing): Red. Because an an an! (Actual Ans: Red, because the ending of the song goes "ang ang ang...." ang = red in hokkien) Q68 (monya): 有一艘新造的船,里头生么都有,就是没有一样东西。 请问是什么东西? A68 (Zephir): Television. New ship no TV. (loosely translated) (Actual Ans: 电视, 因为新船没(传媒)电视) Q69 (hwayhway): Blue knife and blue gun - 猜一成语 (Guess 1 cheng yu) A69 (unstable): 刀枪不入(blue) Q70 (hwayhway): Why monya doesn't stir her coffee with her right hand? A70 (Xavanger): Because monya uses a spoon. =) Q71 (Jadon): One day, a guy visit a doctor saying he hasn't been sleeping well for the past few days. The doctor make a statement and he immediately went to a pet shop. Why? A71 (hwayhway): He bought a dog? Cuz doctor said "bo gow koon" - "not enough sleep" in hokkien! [Last edited on 18/02/2008 04:14:19 AM] 不要扁我~ T.T
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Q72 (Dist): There was a man who went on a business trip.
During the flight to one of his destinations, he looked back and saw a long lost friend of him. Being a friendly fellow, he turned back to say 'Hi'. Just as he was about to return to his seat, an announcement went across the PA system in the plane. Realising it was another friend with the same name as the one sitting behind him. Thus, he went to the c(o)ckpit to say 'Hi'. When the plane landed, the man was immediately arrested. Why? A72 (h0rfun): cos that guy's name is Jack. so he said "Hi Jack!" Q73 (monya): 狗过了独木桥就不吠了,请猜一句成语。 A73 (mimi): guo mu bu wan (Actual Ans: 过目不忘 (过木不汪)) Q74 (hwayhway): 咸蛋、茶蛋跟臭鸡蛋一起考试,其中一人作弊,是谁? A74 (Lazer): Answer is 咸蛋, because 咸蛋超(抄)人。 Q75 (megamovie): 为什么海边不能笑? A75 (SethMage): 笑了有海啸。。。 Q76 (monya): 三分熟和五分熟的牛排碰见对方为什么都不打招呼? A76 (unstable): 因为它们都不熟 Q77 (AXFP): 马,猪和狗谁的身上藏有毒品? A77 (mapix): 猪藏粉 (猪肠粉) Q78 (unstable): 书救了药... (猜一成语) A78 (hwayhway): 不可(book)救药 Q79 (Hamster): book11 (猜一成语) A79 (AXFP): 不可思议? book = 不可, 11 = 十一 = 思议 Q80 (Hamster): 小明上课时一直和同学讲话,为什么老师不处罚他? A80 (h0rfun): 因为小明就是老师 Q81 (happybell): [extended version of Q15 and Q16]: 1) There was a lorry driving past the scene(where granny died) and stopped dead in it's tracks. Why? 2) A woman was passing by and when she saw the granny dead, she immediately cried. Why? A81 (mimi): 1) coz its red light 2) got shit fall on her Q82 (monya): 下什么雨,地上不会湿? A82 (h0rfun): liu xing yu (meteor shower) (Actual Ans: 流星雨) Q83 (monya): 警察靠什么吃饭? A83 (h0rfun): mouth lor (Actual Ans: 嘴巴) Q84 (hwayhway): 什么人是不用电的? A84 (h0rfun): myanmar ppl/burmese (Actual Ans: 缅甸(免电)人) Q85 (monya): 世界上最长的车是什么车? A85 (Bluefreak): Traffic jam. 塞车 Q86 (jusilatin021): gt 3 rooms, 1) filled with very sticky glue, once u step in u cant get out, 2) alot of lions/tigers haven eat for 3 yrs 3) alot of holes everywhere. Which one will u choose? A86 (unstable): 2) cause the lions are all dead...(died of hunger) Q87 (monya): 一只老虎面前有5个山洞,每个山洞都有一只羊,它为什么进了第2个山洞? A87 (Jadon): Because the tiger just feel like going to the 2nd cave? 因为它爽??? Q88 (jusilatin021): How can u walk / run faster den an MRT? A88 (Hamster): Run on the MRT track? (Actual Ans: RUNNING infront of the MRT or even walking infront of it) Q89 (monya): 什么枪只能吓跑人而不能打死人? A89 (monya): 赛跑用的枪 Q90 (MasterQ85): I jump into the water, guess my occupation. A90 (MasterQ85): Waiter Q91 (jusilatin021): Everything we eat, mus wash.. but 1 thing tt we eat dunnid wash. A91 (jusilatin021): Ice-Cream Q92 (monya): 一天,小明和小花去吃鸡饭小明和小花吃了就走是谁付了鸡饭的钱? A92 (unstable): 一天 [Last edited on 25/09/2008 10:10:10 AM] 不要扁我~ T.T
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Q93 (AXFP): Why is 2/3 of Mas Selamat a woman?
A93 (LostInHeaven): cuz mas selamat is wanted man(1/3 man) therefore he is 2/3 woman Q94 (jusilatin021): A mute guy goes into a store, wanting to buy a toothbrush, He acts as though he is brushing his teeth and the shopkeeper understood, sold him a toothbrush. Then, a blind man comes in, wanting to buy a pair of shades. What did he do and the shop keeper sold him the shadeS? A94 (SethMage): talk Q95 (JohnX): What vehicle is spelled the same backwards and forwards? A95 (Hamster): racecar Q96 (Hamster): 谁敢坐在马铃薯? A96 (jusilatin021): 男人?因为男人敢坐KANTANG (敢当)! (KANTANG = potato in hokkien) Q97 (jusilatin021): 5+5+5 = 550 add one diagonal stroke to make it EQUAL !! A97 (Takua): put a / on one of the + it becomes a 4 so, 545 + 5 = 550 or 5 + 545 = 550 Q98 (Akaix): You are in a cold dark room and you have 1 matchstick. There is a lantern, candle and a lamp provided for you. which will you light first? Note: the objects provided are not electrical. A98 (Hamster): Matchstick Q99 (PegaKok): In a plane, there are 4 passengers and only 3 parachutes. The 4 passengers are Lawyer, Doctor, Teacher, Student. Suddenly, the plane is gonna crashed and all passengers are ready to jump down. Who will die first? A99 (PegaKok): Student. Because he/she treat his/her schoolbag as parachutes. Q100 (PegaKok): A guy proposes marriage with his girlfriend. An engagement ring is needed. During their wedding, Wedding Ring needed. After wedding, what kind of ring is needed? A100 (Hamster): Suffering Q101 (Takua): What is the beginning of eternity and end of space and time? A101 (jusilatin021): The Letter " E " Q102 (jusilatin021): 为什么肥的人永远都是清洁的呢? A102 (jusilatin021): 因为男女“瘦瘦”不清!! Q103 (Akaix): 一天, monya 去医院看医生, 医生告诉她看开一点,请问monya 得什么病? A103 (Bluefreak): 斗鸡眼 Q104 (Hamster): What kind of water never freeze? A104 (AXFP): boiling water Q105 (AXFP): What coat do you put on when its wet? A105 (jusilatin021): a coat of paint Q106 (Jadon): One day, Muah Chee & Ham Chim Peng was quarreling at the beach. Ham Chim Peng got agitated and give Muah Chee a punch.. Guess what happen? A106 (Jadon): Muah Chee upon receiving a punch flew and *piak* on the sand and died... Q107 (Jadon): A non-English speaking student was taking English lesson. The teacher ask the student to form a sentence using 3 words namely "Chicken", "Nut" and "Bread". After thinking for awhile, guess what sentence the student made? A107 (jusilatin021): Today i sat on my sister, and chickennutbread. (she cannot breathe) Q108 (Jadon): One day, an elder sister were playing on the beach with her younger brother. Suddenly, the sister couldn't find the brother anymore. She started to get panic and ran all around to seek for her brother. Suddenly, she saw something round at a far end.. She immediately dash towards it and.... Guess what she saw? A108 (Hamster): Muah Chee! [Last edited on 16/02/2009 12:49:37 PM] 不要扁我~ T.T
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Q109 (Takua): I come in a variety of colours
I roll up when I'm sleeping. What am I? A109 (JohnX): Carpet Q110 (Takua): In a war with good and evil (ghosts)... What weapon will be the ultimate one for the good? A110 (Jadon): Oil (Actual Ans: 油炸鬼) Q111 (jusilatin021): What will a girl get when her boyfriend has diabetes? A111 (HellParadise): TOOTH DECAY!!! Q112 (Hamster): 買沒有院子的房子才不會後悔 [猜成語] A112 (Jadon): 无怨(院)无悔 Q113 (Xavanger): 一天,上课时,老师问了一到问题。 同学门得举手回答。 为什么小明举了手可以回答两次? A113 (JohnX): 一举两得 [Last edited on 18/06/2009 12:53:07 PM] 不要扁我~ T.T
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Waaa, so neat ^^
I love people who are neat! *muack* But I think u reserved too much post ^^;; A A C O O O O D D M M S T
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Quote: (originally from monya)1. 笨蛋还是两只鸡 3. 丁。丁字裤(酷) nice compilation When ur life's a joke, laugh at it!
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heh heh... seems like people still haven got the answer of mine...
remember kids... the hint is it's name... ![]() |
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Quote: (originally from monya)All male de, no female de ma. xiong(male) mao. Of course endangered. Working hard to power SAOA forum!
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Quote: (originally from h0rfun)Correct le Working hard to power SAOA forum!
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Quote: (originally from Hamster)eh... isn't that my answer in the last thread?? 不要扁我~ T.T
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Quote: (originally from Hamster)Wow... your right! @monya: you gave quite a weird explanation... ![]() |
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Quote: (originally from h0rfun)Correct! @Hy0urinmaru: T.T okie... Next: 当你孤单的时候会想起什么? 不要扁我~ T.T
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What's A+B+C?
Some from ASF : The owner of the boat is Peter. Peter is the owner of the boat. What is the name of the boat? There were 10 candles in a room. 4 Candles were blown out. How many candles were there left? A farmer is 27 sheeps. All but 9 died. How many sheeps were there left? -Bold means solved- [Last edited on 01/02/2008 09:22:08 PM]
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Quote: (originally from Xavanger)the name of the boat is "What"? 不要扁我~ T.T
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Quote: (originally from monya)Bingo! Lolzars what 'bout others? |
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Quote: (originally from Xavanger)10? 6 + 4 blown out, still = 10 candles. 奇迹 = 信念 + 努力 + 坚持 + 勇气
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Quote: (originally from hwayhway)Nope...
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